William Wolfe
This morning
What to do in London this morning: a Morning Reviver at D.R. Harris, then kippers at The WolseleyThe only coffee shop I’d happily die in: Bar Italia, SohoBest pub on the planet: The Golden Lion, Osmotherley. Don’t tell anyoneShirt shopping is strictly observed in the morningDog-friendly hotel of the week: Chewton Glen (mind the weight limit)The best sausage in London: Jago’s, ChelseaWhat to do in London this morning: a Morning Reviver at D.R. Harris, then kippers at The WolseleyThe only coffee shop I’d happily die in: Bar Italia, SohoBest pub on the planet: The Golden Lion, Osmotherley. Don’t tell anyoneShirt shopping is strictly observed in the morningDog-friendly hotel of the week: Chewton Glen (mind the weight limit)The best sausage in London: Jago’s, Chelsea

The Guide

Every review from William Wolfe’s Guide to Excellent Living in London, from the first kipper of the morning to the last martini of the night.

In London, leisure ranks alongside space as the greatest of luxuries. An unhurried breakfast remains one of the foundation stones of a civilised existence.

‘A man who, beyond the age of 30, finds himself on a bus can count himself as a failure.’ Nobody seems to know who first dispensed that devastating bon mot. The fact remains that speed and efficiency aren’t the criteria by which I assess my morning. I once met a man who claimed he could shower and shave in less than fifteen minutes. Fifteen minutes is about the length of time it takes me to pick out and put on my socks.

Spreading my last dollop of marmalade on my last crust of toast, I compose the day before me. A wash and brush up at Trumper’s or Truefitt & Hill leaves me feeling like a new man. And I wouldn’t dream of visiting my tailor in the afternoon. Foolhardy would be the man who committed himself immediately after a boozy lunch. He might end up with something very loud indeed…

Mr Wolfe, morning

Anderson & Sheppard

32 Old Burlington Street, W1S 3AT · 020 7734 1420
tailors & outfitters

AS LUCK AND THE ALPHABET would have it, my run-down of establishments conducive to good living in London kicks off with this top-notch and extremely suave tailor.

As much an ideal as an address (one doesn’t need to be on it to partake of its traditions and expertise), ‘Savile Row’ is in no sense a monolithic entity. Quite the reverse. Each of the major firms has a distinct identity that sets it apart from its competitors, and none more so than Anderson & Sheppard. Founded in 1906, and so a relative upstart in the rarefied world of bespoke tailoring, Anderson & Sheppard’s client list has, besides the likes of Cecil Beaton and Somerset Maugham, included some of the biggest stars in Hollywood. Celebrated for its fluid or ‘soft’ tailoring – relaxed shoulders, generous lapels, minimal padding – Anderson & Sheppard suits were worn by Douglas Fairbanks Jr, Gary Cooper and Fred Astaire, the last of whom would dance around the fitting room to ensure he’d be able to move as freely through private life as he did on the silver screen. Beloved by Americans to this day, as well as by all those who prize effortless sophistication above fleeting fashion, Anderson & Sheppard is, to my mind, the most purely charismatic tailor on or off the Row. It’s for any chap who sees himself less as a middle-aged merchant banker and more as Cary Grant in Indiscreet.

See also: Huntsman, Norton & Sons

Benson & Clegg

9 Piccadilly Arcade, SW1Y 6NH · 020 7491 1454
tailors & outfitters

ASK AN AFICIONADO of menswear to rank the bespoke tailors of London in ascending order of size from smallest to largest and Benson & Clegg would probably be at the bottom of the list. Employ quality as the criterion and it could tussle with the big boys for top billing. It may be compact, but it is, in every other respect, as perfectly formed as one of its impeccable suits. Founded in 1937, Benson & Clegg attracted a heavy-hitting clientele from the word go. King George VI was on its books, as were his brothers, the Dukes of Gloucester and Kent. The royal connection is retained to this day: the firm holds a warrant from the current Prince of Wales, supplying him with military neckwear, blazer buttons and blazer badges. More youthful – at any rate, less intimidating – than some of its competitors, Benson & Clegg has carved out a niche for itself as the go-to tailor for blazers, those most classic but versatile of garments that permit chaps of all ages to navigate with total assurance the mystifying terrain of ‘smart casual’.

Exquisitely elegant with its A-line skirt, nipped-in waist and roped sleeve-heads, the Benson & Clegg blazer can and will transform even the most rotund clubman into a fair facsimile of a lean-limbed, twenty-something Guardsman. As with all bespoke tailors, allow three fittings and eight to ten weeks from order to delivery.

See also: Cordings, Meyer & Mortimer, Henry Poole & Co

Berry Bros. & Rudd

63 Pall Mall, St James’s, SW1Y 5HZ · 0800 280 2440
wine merchants

THE SPIRITUAL HOME of oenophiles the world over, Berry Bros & Rudd is a bastion of tradition at once extremely grand and refreshingly accessible. Family-owned and managed since the late 17th century, it’s as clubbable as its near neighbours White’s, Brooks’s and Boodle’s. That’s fitting, as a significant number of its clients hail, now as ever, from one or other of those august institutions. Buy your booze here and you’re merely following in the footsteps of generations of English gentlemen who know a fine thing when they taste it. Yet one isn’t obliged to break the bank to add a chapter to the Berry Bros & Rudd story. A bottle of Good Ordinary Claret can be yours for as little as £12.

If you have time – make time if you don’t – I urge you to turn the corner from the shop on Pall Mall to explore the original premises at the bottom of St James’s Street. Suspended above two acres (yes, acres) of cellar space, they’re an almost laughably picturesque throwback to an earlier era, from the crooked wooden floors constructed from ships’ timbers to the framed letter from the White Star Line, regretfully informing the firm that a number of cases making their way to America aboard the Titanic had been irretrievably lost.

I fling the word ‘indispensable’ around willy-nilly in this book, but the Berry Bros & Rudd online order facility is precisely that: indispensable.

See also: Hedonism Wines

Oliver Brown

75 Lower Sloane Street, SW1W 8DA · 020 7259 9494
tailors & outfitters

OLIVER BROWN’S CLIENTS are a self-selecting bunch, steadfast in their resistance to the insidious trend for fast fashion. Unapologetically British in style and service, this discreet but confident tailor and outfitter endeavours to be all things to all gentlemen. It succeeds. Traditional but not stuffy, it’s a destination store for chaps up from the country, as well as west and south-west London locals spanning three generations. The bulk of its business lies in its off-the-peg lines, with garments and complete outfits for every social and sporting contingency: weddings, shooting, stalking and racing, as well as Glyndebourne, Henley and Lord’s. Avowedly untrendy, Oliver Brown manages to move with the times. Worn with open-necked shirts, trews and embroidered slippers, its frogged smoking jackets in jewel-toned velvets are the latest and louchest thing in country house evening wear. Black tie and white tie can be procured for more formal occasions. Of particular interest is the extensive range of antique toppers in silk or wool felt. Ranging in price from several hundred to many thousands of pounds, Oliver Brown has one of the largest collections available for purchase. Consider it a viable alternative to Bates and Lock & Co.

Oliver Brown offers full bespoke, cut and made on the premises. A comprehensive hire service is also provided.

See also: Cordings, Huntsman, New & Lingwood

Byrne & Burge

11 St George Street, W1S 2FD · 020 7493 9858
tailors & outfitters

THE YOUNGEST FIRM of tailors in this book, Byrne & Burge takes the finest traditions of Savile Row and filters them through an ethos entirely its own. Founded in 2007, it flies far below the radar of editorials, marketing, menswear blogs and social media. Co-founder and director Joshua Byrne, who trained under Arthur Catchpole, the most eminent cutter of his generation, is adamant that the client, and not the garment, should be front and centre. He’s not interested in creating a brand, and nor is he determined to strap you into the straitjacket of a preordained house style. He simply wants to make the best clothes he can. In that, he succeeds – brilliantly. To the newcomer, Byrne & Burge can seem difficult to access, and even pin down.

Therein lies its beauty. Once you’ve made it up to its sunny, first-floor fitting room, most likely upon a word-of-mouth recommendation, you quickly grasp that there’s no ‘look’ to buy into. You yourself are the look. At once intuitive and reflexive, Joshua blends his impeccable technique and passion for fabrics with a thorough understanding of the nuances of 21st century international lifestyles. At Byrne & Burge, the client is no mere cookie on a conveyor-belt. Sophisticated and self-confident, he’s able to communicate both his tastes and his needs in the expectation they’ll be understood, then interpreted to the highest standard. With Joshua and his team, that’s a given.

See also: Norton & Sons, Henry Poole & Co

Charbonnel et Walker

1 The Royal Arcade, 28 Old Bond Street, W1S 4BT · 020 7318 2075
groceries & provisions

TO DESCRIBE CHARBONNEL ET WALKER as the grande dame of London chocolatiers is appropriate in more ways than one. Now so thoroughly English in both product and atmosphere – there’s a reason it holds the warrant of Her Majesty The Queen – it traces its origins to two women, one of whom, Madame Charbonnel, was very French indeed. When, in 1875, the then Prince of Wales (later King Edward VII) sampled her delectable wares, he enticed her over from Paris to set up business in his hometown. There, Madame Charbonnel entered into partnership with one Mrs Walker, who specialised in making the elaborate boxes in which to purvey the goods. The rest is history of the melt-in-the-mouth variety.

Given its illustrious pedigree and clientele, it makes sense that Charbonnel et Walker’s flagship store is located at Nº 1, The Royal Arcade. Lined with all manner of sweet treats, it’s something of a walk-in chocolate box itself. Look closely at the labels on the trays under the counter and you’ll descry that some bear numbers. The lower the number, the older the recipe for that particular chocolate. Ground Zero, so to speak, is the Crown: a blend of dark chocolate, hazelnut, butter, marzipan and dark whisky. The legendary pink champagne truffles are the runaway best-sellers, but I confess myself more partial to the late Queen Mum’s favourite rose or violet creams.

See also: Fortnum & Mason

The Connaught Patisserie

The Connaught, Carlos Place, W1K 2AL · 020 7314 3535
groceries & provisions

IT WOULD REQUIRE SUPERHUMAN restraint not to allude to Marie Antoinette in relation to The Connaught Patisserie. While it’s generally accepted that the ill-fated consort of the equally ill-fated Louis XVI did not in fact recommend her starving subjects to ‘eat cake’, it’s safe to assume that, should she have been transported to present-day London, she’d have found plenty to delight her here.

Opened as recently as October 2020, the Patisserie is grounded in the extraordinary expertise of Nicolas Rouzaud, executive pastry chef of the adjacent Connaught Hotel. The French classics – the Paris-Brest, the St Honoré – take pride of place, supplemented by all manner of original confections, such as chocolate and tonka tart, and peach mousse with redcurrant compote and lemon verbena whipped cream. Derived from the hotel’s logo, the aristocratic ‘Connaughty Hound’ changes colour and flavour with the calendar, turning red for Valentine’s Day and buttercup yellow in high summer. Beside the mouth-watering cakes, a selection of freshly baked breads, croissants and pastries are available from breakfast-time onward, with gluten- and nut-free options for those whose allergies dictate. Small tables in an ultra-contemporary interior bathed in soothing shades of pink invite customers to take caffeinated ease as they watch the denizens of Mayfair come and go.

See also: The Connaught, Fortnum & Mason

Copperfield

69 Moorgate, EC2R 6BH · 020 7638 3871
tailors & outfitters

TO DISLODGE ME FROM my west/south-west London groove, something has to be good – really good. Copperfield is one of those rare incentives. I frequent it not only because of what it does, but because of what it represents.

Once upon a time, London bristled with independent tailors purveying top-quality menswear to the masses. The acquisition of one’s first suit was a rite of passage proudly undergone by generations. As fashions and socio-economic conditions changed in the wake of the Swinging Sixties, so the hard-earned expertise that underpinned that whole industry dwindled to virtually nil. Today, Copperfield is one of the very few tailors left to uphold the tradition from its family-owned and staffed premises in the heart of the City. Jockeys and cabbies, bankers and peers: father-and-son duo Christopher and Dean Coleman have seen and dressed them all. Engage Chris in conversation and you’ll receive insights into London’s post-war history no academic could impart. Providing full bespoke, made-to-measure and ready-to-wear at a fraction of the prices on Savile Row, and with a considerably faster turnaround to boot, Copperfield is renowned for its top-class finishing and alterations. From belt loops and brace buttons to complete wardrobe overhauls, there’s no request it can’t service with a level of skill we should and must cherish while we can.

See also: Jeeves Of Belgravia, Kelpis

Cubitts

68 Jermyn Street, SW1Y 6NY · 020 7683 6369
service providers

SOMEWHERE BETWEEN MEDICINE and fashion there’s optometry. With its eye (forgive the obvious pun) on the latter, but not at the expense of the former, is Cubitts. One of the newest companies in this book, yet thoroughly grounded in the rich heritage of British, and specifically London, craftsmanship, it takes its name from the family of early-19th-century builders behind some of the most prestigious streets and squares in the capital. It should come as no surprise that Cubitts is the go-to firm for today’s ‘starchitects’, as well as celebrities and media types whose faces – and therefore glasses – are familiar from page and screen.

One of a number of branches of Cubitts across the city, the Jermyn Street atelier is geared towards the traditional as well as the trendy, with an emphasis on bespoke frames that can be customised to meet the demands of an elite clientele prepared to pay for the best materials, the best design and, most importantly, the best service. Here, one is guaranteed highly personal attention from a small but dedicated in-house team that sees the relationships it enjoys with its regulars as a journey. Just as each journey unfolds in stages, so good client care is less about the immediate transaction and more about the reliability and continuity that should define any business in which frequent check-ups are a must.

See also: Drake’s, Norton & Sons

Daunt Books

83-84 Marylebone High Street, W1U 4QW · 020 7224 2295
books

AS ITS NAME IMPLIES, Marylebone High Street has a local flavour it’s somehow managed to retain (if only just) in the face of rocketing rents and relentless homogenisation. For me, there’s a whiff of perpetual holiday about it, or, at the very least, a suggestion of leisurely mornings spent pottering and browsing. That’s due in no small part to the presence of Daunt: not the biggest bookshop in London (that’s Waterstones on Piccadilly), nor the grandest (Heywood Hill), but certainly the most picturesque.

This, the mothership of a city-wide chain, is akin to a cathedral for book lovers, replete with a double-height nave terminating in an enormous and elaborate window. To a remarkable extent, an Edwardian ambience has been preserved, right the way down to the antique light fittings and dignified woodwork. Yet, miraculously but delightfully, the atmosphere is the opposite of sepulchral, thanks to the warmth and enthusiasm of Daunt’s team of youthful employees, as well as an affluent metropolitan clientele among which families with small children figure prominently.

In these days in which brides and grooms have almost everything they require in the way of flatware and appliances before they tie the knot, Daunt offers a comprehensive wedding list service. In addition, it assists private and commercial clients with ‘library building’, delivery and shelving included.

See also: John Sandoe Books

The Delaunay

55 Aldwych, WC2B 4BB · 020 7499 8558
restaurants

SINCE THE TURN OF THE MILLENNIUM, Chris Corbin and Jeremy King have scored hit after unstoppable hit with their portfolio of restaurants committed to bringing fine dining at affordable prices to as wide a range of Londoners and tourists as possible. I make no apology for including several of their establishments in this book. Speaking from considerable experience, I’ve found them to be, both individually and as a group, excellent. The younger, less frenetic sibling of The Wolseley, The Delaunay, which sits on Aldwych at the upper end of the Strand, is handily situated to cater to pre- and post-performance theatregoers. It may buzz in the evening, but it’s also a civilised spot in which to take breakfast or brunch.

Your choices are twofold. You can either opt for The Delaunay Counter, which offers drinks, pastries and light snacks throughout the day, no reservation required, or else find a table in the adjacent restaurant, where a greater degree of formality prevails. In both venues, the décor and ambience derive from the grand cafés of Hapsburg Vienna, with dark wood panelling, dull brass, bevelled glass, and marble floors and counters. If you squint, that might just be Sigmund Freud eating smoked salmon and scrambled eggs with Gustav Klimt over at the table in the corner. Full disclosure: I’ve been known to start my day here with a slice of Sachertorte, and calories be damned.

See also: Fischer’s, The Wolseley

Emilia’s Delicatessen

88 New Kings Road, SW6 4LU · 020 7751 0189
groceries & provisions

EVERY LONDONER has a favourite delicatessen. This is mine: a family-run business with a reputation for unpretentious excellence that’s earned it a devoted following among the foodies of Parsons Green and Putney.

Established in 2002, Emilia’s is a veritable cavern of culinary delights. So confined is its floor space that customers (never fewer than three at once) are obliged to negotiate each other with quasi-balletic precision. The warmth of the welcome extended by the small but lively team of assistants, several of whom have been here from the start, is one’s reward for these occasionally complicated manoeuvres. Refrigerated cabinets bulge with the choicest cheeses and cold meats, while canned goods and bottles of wine are stacked from floor to ceiling behind. The take-out menu is extensive, with six or seven pasta and risotto dishes daily, as well as chicken Milanese, antipasti and croquettas. My personal recommendation? A slab of toasted bruschetta drizzled with olive oil and topped with mozzarella, prosciutto and fresh basil. If you can’t see one on a tray on the counter, ask to have one made.

Emilia’s runs a catering service, with lasagnes and desserts available for collection. That makes it a useful go-to for large and informal gatherings at home.

See also: Le Deli Robuchon, Paul Rothe & Son

Fortnum & Mason

181 Piccadilly, W1A 1ER · 020 7734 8040
groceries & provisions

THINK PROVISIONS, think Fortnum & Mason. Moored on Piccadilly like some majestic ocean liner, this, the ne plus ultra of grocery stores, is a shining jewel in London’s crown: a hive of tourists, it’s true, but also an essential resource for natives. I may be dropping £5; I may be dropping £5,000. No matter how short or long my shopping list, Fortnum’s can supply it with a style and commitment to excellence that leaves its nearest competitors bobbing in its wake.

A few years ago, a well was sunk through the heart of the building in a bid to entice visitors to the departments in its upper reaches, the existence of which few had hitherto suspected. Honestly, though, one hardly need stray from the hallowed food halls, where the displays of edible goods – 60 varieties of own-brand jams, preserves, curds and marmalades alone – could persuade a stylite to forsake his column. From kippers to claret, and from Sandringham Blend coffee first concocted for Queen Alexandra to Wedding Breakfast tea created to celebrate the nuptials of Prince William and Catherine Middleton, Fortnum’s has a fair claim to be considered God’s Own Larder. Can you contemplate an Ascot, a Glyndebourne or a Christmas without one of its fabled hampers? I can’t.

See also: Berry Bros & Rudd, Charbonnel Et Walker, Paxton & Whitfield, Hg Walter

D.R. Harris

29 St James’s Street, SW1A 1HD · 020 7930 3915
grooming

THERE’S A WONDERFULLY reassuring, nanny-knows-best quality to DR Harris, the grandest of London chemists that’s ministered to the health and hygiene of the haute monde since it opened its doors at the end of the 18th century. The dandies, bucks and blades who roistered with the Prince of Wales at Carlton House found themselves in frequent need of morning-after pick-me-ups. From its premises in the heart of Clubland, DR Harris was perfectly placed to alleviate the symptoms of their most intractable hangovers. Such was the reputation it acquired among successive generations of blue-blooded topers that, come the 1860s, with another high-stepping and hedonistic heir setting the pace in Society, it formulated its fabled ‘Reviver’, recently reinterpreted as a cocktail bitter. If you’re seeking to prove the hair-of-the-dog theory, start here.

Well-being restored, one is free to soak up an atmosphere redolent of the Edwardian nursery. A five-minute contemplation of the old-fashioned sponges and Mason Pearson hairbrushes leaves me feeling like a newer, cleaner and altogether more virtuous man. The aroma alone is invigorating: a compound of almond, lavender and sandalwood soaps, and ownbrand colognes and aftershaves with names like Arlington, Marlborough, Windsor and Bay Rum.

See also: Geo F Trumper, Truefitt & Hill

Hedonism Wines

3-7 Davies Street, W1K 3DD · 020 7290 7870
wine merchants

UNLIKE MORE VENERABLE dealers, Hedonism Wines, a relatively new kid on the block, is less interested in developing its clients’ cellars than it is in providing them with the means for a good time in the here and now. With considerable energy, it blows the dust and cobwebs away to bring the widest selection of alcohol to the greatest number of people. Hedonism keeps the dressing of its massive windows to a minimum. The shop itself is the display. The aim is to encourage as many punters as possible to step through its portals into a vast emporium that’s illuminated, temperature-controlled and de-humidified to the highest specifications.

Once you’ve adjusted to the localised climate, you’re free to browse a staggeringly diverse array of wines and spirits, the majority of which are accessible from open racks. Here, only the oldest and rarest stuff is kept behind glass. Even then, a member of the team of green-aproned assistants, all of whom are characterised by expertise and approachability, will be pleased to show you whatever catches your eye. The shop may be situated in the heartland of hedge funds and oligarchs, but there’s a frank acknowledgement that not every customer has either the ambition or the wherewithal to splash eye-watering amounts on a super-rare vintage. At Hedonism, you’re guaranteed the same respect and quality of service, no matter whether your price-point is £25 or £250,000 a bottle.

See also: Berry Bros & Rudd

Huntsman

11 Savile Row, W1S 3PS · 020 7734 7441
tailors & outfitters

THE MOTTO OF THIS, the most consistently forward-thinking tailor on Savile Row, is apt: ‘Contemporary since 1849’. Steeped in tradition, yet defined by its pioneering approach to classic menswear, Huntsman infuses all its garments with sporting élan. Be not afraid: I refer to neither football nor rugby. No, founder Henry Huntsman was, most appropriately, a keen huntsman, and made his name with the riding breeches and jackets he supplied to a sizeable chunk of the peerage. The equestrian thread has been carried through to the present day. With its high armholes, cinched waist and flared skirt, the Huntsman silhouette is so distinctive that the trained eye can recognise it anywhere in the world.

Settling on the Row in 1919, Huntsman was ideally placed to capitalise on the appetite for relaxation shared by young officers returning to post-Edwardian London from the trenches. The lounge suits it’s turned out since the Twenties have been revitalised at intervals by a series of small but significant sartorial revolutions that have earned the firm its reputation for innovation. The recently developed ‘Weekend Cut’ combines impeccable tailoring with cardigan-like comfort.

Celebrated for its connection to the Kingsman films, Huntsman is the right destination for chaps looking to access the best the Row has to offer without having to contend with its occasionally intimidating grandeur.

See also: Anderson & Sheppard, Oliver Brown, Norton & Sons

Jeeves of Belgravia

8-10 Pont Street, SW1X 9EL · 020 7235 1101
service providers

ON THOSE MORNINGS you gingerly inspect your clothes for the damage you inflicted the night before, the thought of a reputable dry cleaner is reassuring. No matter how sloppy your antics may have been, Jeeves of Belgravia is committed to the removal of all discernible traces to leave your garments looking sharper than they did at the outset. A go-to for the smart set since its foundation in 1969, Jeeves is to the average dry cleaner what Claridge’s is to Travelodge. The moment you entrust an item to its care, you liberate yourself from the tyranny of drop-offs and collections. You don’t fit in with Jeeves. Jeeves fits in with you. Providing a premium service to premium clients, senior royals and international fashion houses among them, it prides itself on its core values of quality, security and trust. Discretion, too. There’s virtually no mishap to one’s wardrobe Jeeves can’t remedy, no questions asked.

Happy to iron and fold shirts to a client’s precise specifications before misting them with the cologne of his choice, Jeeves is undaunted by the most recherché requests. In addition to actual cleaning, it provides a comprehensive array of clothes care services, from cataloguing and museum-quality storage to repairs and alterations by its team of expert tailors.

See also: Copperfield, Kelpis

Kelpis

761 Fulham Road, SW6 5UU · 020 7736 3856
shoemakers & cobblers

WHEN IT COMES TO WARDROBE maintenance, shoe repairs are the equivalent of open-heart surgery. Just as I wouldn’t entrust my heart to an amateur scalpel, so I won’t take my prized footwear to anyone other than Andrew Stylianou at Kelpis. A shoemaker by training, Andrew turned to repairs when the market for bespoke contracted. Based on the Fulham Road at Parsons Green since the late Eighties, he has no online presence. To obtain his expert advice, one has to be face-to-face. An endorsement by no less an authority than Manolo Blahnik, as well as features in Tatler and Vogue, have seen him build a fastidious clientele who send him their shoes from across London and southern England. Following close appraisal, all repairs are made on the premises. In addition to new soles, new heels and protection treatments – Andrew has particular expertise in the field of Gucci loafers – Kelpis functions as a rehabilitation centre for all manner of suede and leather goods, from belts to gun cases. A range of recommended creams, polishes and brushes are available for purchase.

If there’s a service provider it’s worth going out of one’s way for, Kelpis is it. Helpfully, Andrew opens his door by 7:30 AM during the week so that you can drop off or collect before your first morning meeting.

See also: Copperfield, Jeeves Of Belgravia

McQueens Flowers

29 North Audley Street, W1K 6WY · 020 3897 8254
florists

I’M RELIABLY INFORMED that British men spend twice as much saying ‘I’m sorry’ as they do saying ‘I love you’. Which begs the question: are we more likely to misbehave or less likely to communicate our feelings than other nationalities? Whatever your predicament – whether you’re eating your heart out or simply tired of the naughty step – McQueens has your back. Luxury and simplicity are the guiding principles of this most elegant florist. Together, they account for its inordinate popularity with top hotels and elite party planners around the world. But don’t be deterred by its high-falutin’ clientele. Visit its North Audley Street shop in person, and you’re liable to be bowled over by the warmth of the welcome you’ll receive from a team who appreciate that they’re in the business of retailing emotions as much as flowers. From a single stem to a vanload of exotic blooms, McQueens stands ready to interpret your chosen message through the artful deployment of colour and scent, petals and foliage. That’s something that speaks to the core of the company ethos. Here, floristry isn’t considered frivolous. On the contrary, it’s firmly believed to contribute to mental well-being and healthy relationships.

In its prestigious, on-site Flower School, McQueens hosts workshops and masterclasses in which you can learn the tricks of the trade yourself, or else bag a spot as an original gift for your partner, nephew, niece or godchild.

See also: Scarlet & Violet

Meyer & Mortimer

Sackville House, 40 Piccadilly, W1J 0DR · 020 7734 3135
tailors & outfitters

SOONER OR LATER, every English gent pledges allegiance to a particular tailor. He may not confine himself exclusively to its services. It’s simply that, having looked around, he comes to appreciate one house style above all others. The process can take years. When the penny finally drops, its clink is extremely satisfying.

Meyer & Mortimer has a special place in my affections. Situated in walk-up premises off Piccadilly, its heritage is considerably more illustrious than that of several of its better-known competitors. Forged in the Regency heyday of military tailoring at its most gorgeous, the Meyer & Mortimer look carries a whiff of Waterloo into the most conservative wardrobe. At once intensely traditional and deeply dashing, it’s the antithesis of the ‘soft’ tailoring so popular with between-thewars matinee idols and Americans. Specialising in the constructed and close-fitting, Meyer & Mortimer is the go-to for unapologetic toffs: landowners, old school barristers, past and present Guards officers, and members of the Royal Yacht Squadron. The patronage in his day of one Pablo Picasso was very much the exception to the public school rule.

Generation in, generation out, the scions of Burke and Debrett gravitate to the same prestigious regiments. By the same token, they gravitate to the same tailors. As likely as not, their choice alights on Meyer & Mortimer.

See also: Benson & Clegg, Cordings, Henry Poole & Co

Mount Street Printers

4 Mount Street, W1K 3LW · 020 7409 0303
service providers

MOUNT STREET STRIKES ME as the sort of place a character in a novel by Henry James might call home. Its terracotta-coloured architecture is crying out for window-boxes, striped awnings and horse-drawn carriages spanking along to duchesses’ tea parties. Founded in 1981, Mount Street Printers wasn’t around during James’s lifetime. I suspect he would have appreciated it if it had been. For chaps who pride themselves on stylish communication, it’s a vital resource, fusing nineteenth century tradition with twenty-first century innovation. At Mount Street Printers, they believe that beautiful stationery is a conscious projection of identity, every bit as visible as an expensive watch but far more engaging.

From business cards to invitations, it helps one to announce one’s presence to the world. As such, it needs to be right. Here, you’ll find the expertise, craftsmanship and quality necessary to equip your desk to the highest standard. Supplying royal families, embassies and major brands, as well as a whole host of private individuals around the globe, Mount Street Printers (which holds the warrant of the Prince of Wales) specialises in die-stamping, otherwise known as engraving. I’m told this age-old process so revered by Patrick Bateman is currently undergoing a renaissance. Demonstrably if discreetly elegant, it’s surprisingly cost-effective. Once engraved, the copper plate can be used time and time again.

See also: Smythson

Mustard

40 Margaret Street, W1G 0JH · 020 7629 0715
cafés

IF OXFORD STREET has a single redeeming feature, I’ve yet to identify it. Styx-like, it bifurcates London, dividing the good stuff on one side from the good stuff on the other. Yet in and of itself, it’s dire: a heaving hellscape of traffic, chain-stores and dawdling out-of-towners unlikely ever to pick up this book. Assuming you can escape the centripetal force of that most monstrous thoroughfare, make for Mustard on the corner of Margaret Street and Regent Street, just above Oxford Circus. It’s a cheerful little café in which you can obtain the essentials of a top-notch breakfast for ludicrously low prices. The Full English, toast included, comes in at around £7. So does the vegetarian version, which doubles the amount of egg, and substitutes hash browns for the sausage and bacon. All manner of omelettes are available, as are pastries and porridge. Local workmen love it here, but so do the Ruperts, Toms and Henrys from Savills’ head office a few doors down.

If time really is of the essence, a £5 breakfast bap (egg, bacon and sausage, or egg, bacon and mushrooms) will be your friend. Mustard’s coffee is particularly well regarded by those who struggle to function without a shot of jet-fuel first thing in the morning.

See also: Regency Café, Paul Rothe & Son

Norton & Sons

16 Savile Row, W1S 3PL · 020 7437 0829
tailors & outfitters

WITH A HERITAGE AS LONG, if not longer, than many of its neighbours, Norton & Sons is, by my reckoning, the least atavistic tailor on Savile Row. Founded in 1821, and with a glittering client-list that’s included everybody from Winston Churchill and Cary Grant to King George V and assorted US presidents, it presents itself as the proverbial blank canvas. The club-like ambience that’s virtually ubiquitous at the uppermost level of menswear is notable by its absence. Instead of ‘Spy’ cartoons, the plain white walls are sparingly adorned with choice pieces of contemporary art; instead of mahogany and leather, the furniture is sleek mid-century modern. Only the curlicues of gold braid looped around the chest of a Victorian officer’s tunic hint at Norton’s distinguished origins in the grand old English tradition.

This may make the whole enterprise sound antiseptic, or even sterile. Far from it. Upon arrival, one is greeted with the warmest and most personal of smiles. It’s a smile, moreover, that one acquires and retains during the ordering and fitting process. Untrammelled by an intractable house style, and ever responsive to the client’s specific needs and wishes, Norton & Sons is as adept at tailoring for doctors as for lawyers, for media types as for politicians. It takes that blank canvas and allows the client to project himself onto it as he most wishes to be seen. The results are, without exception, faultless.

See also: Anderson & Sheppard, Byrne & Burge, Huntsman

Notting Hill Fish + Meat Shop

287-289 Westbourne Grove, W11 2QA · nottinghillfishshop.co.uk
groceries & provisions

HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT Notting Hill Fish + Meat Shop will ultimately depend on how you feel about fish. If you’re one of those unhappy souls with an aversion, a visit to this, the finest fishmonger in London, will be akin to a trip to purgatory. Even if you love it as much as I do, I’d urge caution if you’re hungover or otherwise squeamish. The sight and smell might tip you over the edge.

You see, everything here is so fresh that, in several cases, it still moves. Think about it: that’s really the best recommendation there is (no matter how acute your case of ichthyophobia, you must concede that the only thing worse than fresh fish is unfresh fish). As such, the Notting Hill Fish + Meat Shop has become an essential resource for the private chefs of the capital’s super-rich, who wouldn’t dream of buying anywhere else. And rightly so. From the tank of live lobsters in the window to the twitching langoustines on ice on the counter, this emporium of fins, scales and shells purveys the cream of the day’s catch to an ultra-discerning clientele. Its success is due in no small measure to the knowledge and passion of the specialist staff. They’ll guide you to the produce that’s exactly right for your taste, appetite and menu.

If you really can’t stomach eye-contact with that grisly-looking monkfish, avail yourself of the wonderfully efficient and user-friendly online order facility.

See also: Fortnum & Mason, Hg Walter

Paxton & Whitfield

93 Jermyn Street, SW1Y 6JE · 020 7930 0259
groceries & provisions

LEAD ME TO JERMYN STREET blindfolded and I’d be able to tell you my whereabouts, thanks to its unmistakeable bouquet of leather, scent and cheese. Paxton & Whitfield may seem an unlikely neighbour for Floris and Tricker’s. To the discerning Londoner, it’s as indispensable as either.

Based on its current premises since 1896, this hallowed cheesemonger has supplied every British monarch since Queen Victoria. Specialising in native cheeses, it has around one hundred varieties behind the counter at any given time. What’s more, the selection is constantly changing, with resident experts on hand to advise customers on the various vintages. Bear in mind that cheese, unlike wine, ages by the day, not by the year, so timing is crucial if you wish to enjoy it at its best.

Unsurprisingly, classic cheeses are most popular, with six tonnes of Stilton shifted every December. Of the younger cheeses – Paxton & Whitfield is constantly on the scout for new suppliers – my favourite is the Baron Bigod brie, which slips off the tongue as easily as silk off a samurai’s blade. The correct accompaniment can be as important at the close of a meal as the right cheese. There’s no need to provide your guests with too many options. Ripe with Bramley apples, plums and, yes, real ale, Paxton & Whitfield’s signature chutney, Nº 93 Ale, will work across your entire board.

See also: Fortnum & Mason

Henry Poole & Co.

15 Savile Row, W1S 3PJ · 020 7734 5985
tailors & outfitters

BETWEEN THEM, THE STORIED tailors of Savile Row have dressed virtually every gentleman of wealth, power and distinction of the last two centuries. Yet only one was, in his lifetime, truly at home in the uppermost drawer from which he drew his clients: Henry Poole. Patronised by crowned heads across Europe, and eventually as far afield as Persia, India, Japan and Ethiopia, he was even name-checked in Edith Wharton’s novel The Age of Innocence as the tailor of choice of Larry Lefferts, the arbiter elegantiarum of Old New York.

With no need to proclaim its awe-inspiring credentials, Poole occupies slightly worn but utterly authentic premises that reek of class. Unpretentious, uncontrived and the opposite of brash: much the same can be said of Poole’s suits as of its décor. Although it doesn’t claim an instantly recognisable style, the firm has sufficient confidence to gently – oh so gently! – steer the wavering client away from possible missteps towards the cut that’s exactly right for him. Having spent this long at the top of the tree, it’s learned a thing or two about what does and doesn’t work. It’s telling that it’s Poole expertise behind the dazzlingly rich and complex state and ceremonial liveries of the Royal Household.

Winston Churchill and Charles de Gaulle didn’t agree on much. On the merits of Poole, their mutual tailor, they were unequivocal and unanimous.

See also: Benson & Clegg, Byrne & Burge, Meyer & Mortimer

Regency Café

17-19 Regency Street, SW1P 4BY · 020 7821 6596
cafés

REMARKABLE THOUGH IT SEEMS, the backstreets of Westminster are the most unadulterated in Central London. Only a stone’s throw from the Abbey and Houses of Parliament, yet blissfully uncluttered by tourists and non-doms, they retain a flavour that evaporated long ago in Knightsbridge and Mayfair. To wander at leisure is to find oneself weaving in and out of pockets of wealth and poverty, age and modernity, that coexist in a state of relative, if no doubt grudging, harmony. If it’s authenticity you’re after, you can’t do better than breakfast at the Regency Café. Let me be clear: one doesn’t come here for the glamour.

Looks-wise, it’s strictly retro: floor-to-ceiling tilework, wipe-clean melamine, and plastic chairs bolted to the kidney-coloured linoleum floor. The fry-ups are the thing. They are, I’m pleased to report, unsurpassable. There’s no table service. Having queued with the neighbourhood brickies and electricians, one places one’s order at the counter. When it’s ready, one is called to collect by a lady whose voice could carry across three counties. The newcomer may be braced for an unappetising puddle of grease. Instead, he’s rewarded with a sturdy white plate of eggs, bacon and sausage cooked to a level of perfection ritzier gaffs couldn’t hope to emulate. Mushrooms, beans, fried bread and hash browns can be added for a matter of pence.

See also: M. Manze, Mustard, Paul Rothe & Son

John Sandoe Books

10-12 Blacklands Terrace, SW3 2SR · 020 7589 9473
books

A RARE SURVIVAL FROM a bygone era of British retail, John Sandoe resembles nothing so much as the library of an erudite uncle who holds himself benignly aloof from the strutting and spending commonly associated with this part of Chelsea. It even smells erudite: the clean, dry aroma of paper and ink exhaled from the rows upon stacks upon heaps of brand-new books that teeter on the brink of, but never quite tumble over into, outright chaos. Order is preserved by a team of assistants who, between them, contribute to the atmosphere of unobtrusive good taste. The visitor is unlikely to be asked if he requires any help. The fact that he found his way to Sandoe in the first place implies that he knows just what he’s looking for, or else has the leisure and discernment to winkle something perfect out of a stock of the best and most beautiful books on the market.

There’s beauty, too, in the surroundings, which reek of a deep-dyed authenticity no decorator could hope to recreate. It’s impossible to grasp the concept of ‘Shabby Chic’ until one has soaked up the combined effect of the precipitous stairs, the scuffed paintwork and the frayed and faded rugs. Pay close attention to the ingenious shelving arrangement on the first floor. Layered three deep, the cases are mounted on rails. The metallic squeak as they heft back and forth is, for me, the sound of Sandoe.

See also: Daunt Books

Scarlet & Violet

76 Chamberlayne Road, NW10 3JJ · 020 8969 9446
florists

THERE’S YOUR TYPICAL London florist – uninspired, anonymous, over-priced – and then there’s Scarlet & Violet. Established by Vic Brotherson in 2006, it eschews splashy ostentation in favour of loose arrangements of seasonal blooms that bring the breath of the English countryside into the most sophisticated urban interiors. An artist by training, Vic’s vision informs every aspect of her business. Prizing their relationships above all, she and her energetic colleagues spend time getting to know their regulars, their lifestyles and their preferences. Over time, this intuition stands both them and their clients in good stead.

Although Scarlet & Violet can, of course, fulfil specific requests, it also issues friendly guidance on what’s fresh in store that day, and what the recipient is most likely to appreciate. That’s gold if you’re looking to score some brownie points. It’s perhaps revealing that Scarlet & Violet doesn’t do weddings. Here, they’re strictly person-to-person, no matter whether the person in question is a local mum dropping in with her kids or one of the media types who’ve flocked to Kensal Rise in recent years, and whose proximity saw Chamberlayne Road dubbed the hippest street in Europe by Vogue. If your schedule prohibits a visit, the Scarlet & Violet website makes ordering online a doddle. Deliveries are to Central London only.

See also: Mcqueens Flowers

Smythson

131-132 New Bond Street, W1S 2TB · 020 7629 8558
gifts

A WHIFF OF HIGH FASHION pervades Smythson these days. To reach the paper goods in its flagship store, one is obliged to make one’s way through assorted accessories: pochettes, handbags, jewellery cases and the like. A minor quibble, but it strikes me that individuality has been slightly diluted in the embrace of international über-luxury. No matter. Smythson continues to lead the field in the production of personalised stationery and writing equipment of the highest quality, and particularly leather-bound notebooks and diaries that aren’t just the best in Britain, but the best in the world. Introduced by Frank Smythson in 1908, the celebrated ‘Panama’ pocket diaries derive their name from their pliable bindings that enable them to be rolled or folded just like the hat. Inside, the pages are of specially milled ‘Featherweight’ paper in Smythson’s signature blue which, while exceptionally thin, can still hold the ink from one’s fountain pen. All in all, they’re nifty, stylish and extremely practical. I’m sorely put out if I don’t find one under the tree each Christmas.

Besides diaries and notebooks in every conceivable hue and for every conceivable purpose, Smythson retails witty correspondence cards and elegant invitations on which one can fill out the relevant details by hand. The monogramming of leather goods is a house speciality.

See also: Mount Street Printers, Pickett

Truefitt & Hill

71 St James’s Street, SW1A 1PH · 020 7493 2961
grooming

EVERY SO OFTEN, I encounter a blowhard who claims to be opposed to the very idea of ‘male grooming’. For him, I have only pity. He’s obviously never been to Truefitt & Hill Founded in 1805, on the very day of the Battle of Trafalgar, Truefitt (which annexed ‘Hill’ in 1935) has shorn, shaved, scented and sharpened generations of discerning gentlemen from every walk of life. Name-checked in the works of Dickens and Thackeray, this most illustrious establishment has led the field in the development of first-rate grooming products. These include the still-procurable ‘C.A.R.’ lotion, originally formulated in 1900 to ensure that the motorist’s hair would never be disarrayed. A Truefitt jar has even been retrieved from the wreck of the Titanic.

To surrender oneself to the expert ministrations of the Truefitt team is to enter a world of the most spoiling self-maintenance. Each of the resident barbers must have chalked up at least a decade of experience before he can think of applying for a position. As a result, there’s little he can’t or won’t do to leave one looking and feeling one’s best. Comprising shampoo, haircut, hot towel wet shave, facial and manicure, the 90 minute ‘Ultimate Grooming’ package is the most blissful experience one can have in London while remaining on the right side of the law.

See also: Floris, D.R. Harris, Geo F Trumper

Geo. F. Trumper

9 Curzon Street, W1J 5HQ · 020 7499 1850
grooming

BERRY BROS & RUDD. Henry Poole & Co. Wiltons. White’s. There are certain places that are indivisible from the notion of the English Gentleman. Fashions come and fashions go, but they remain true to the platonic ideal. Together, they form a super-elite band governed by principles of the most rarefied heritage, quality and service. A Mayfair landmark and a London legend since its foundation in 1875, Geo F Trumper is one of their number.

A temple of male grooming of the most unapologetic grandeur, Trumper’s is almost entirely insulated from the haste and vulgarity of the 21st century. Ensconced in a red leather chair in the womb-like seclusion of a velvet-curtained cubicle, the client is treated like one of the kings whose portraits gaze so regally from the walls. There’s no obligation to talk if one prefers not to. With time and familiarity – it should be noted that Trumper’s is the only barber many of its regulars would ever frequent – one’s instructions to the man with the scissors and blades can be communicated and interpreted with the fewest words but the greatest finesse.

A way of life for film stars, prime ministers and peers, Trumper’s stocks all manner of grooming products and paraphernalia, including 20 varieties of own-brand cologne. Its shaving soaps scented with violet, sandalwood or extract of limes are bona fide classics.

See also: Floris, D.R. Harris, Truefitt & Hill

HG Walter

51 Palliser Road, W14 9EB · 020 7385 6466
groceries & provisions

IF A MAN IS KNOWN by his meat, I’m happy to use HG Walter as my calling card. Family-run since 1972, this sweet shop for carnivores has set a new standard for British butchery in the 21st century. Sourcing 90 per cent of its produce from UK farmers, it’s successfully transitioned from a local landmark (aside from Queen’s, why else would one visit Barons Court?) into a market leader with an ever-expanding outreach. Vans make close to a thousand home deliveries a day, while orders placed via the company app can be fulfilled within the hour, provided they fall within a three-mile radius. Supplying The River Café, The Savoy and Harrods Food Halls, HG Walter is equally beloved by the likes of Tom Kerridge, Marcus Wareing and Nigella Lawson. What’s good enough for them is good enough for me.

That’s not to say that HG Walter has forgotten the importance of the over-the-counter transaction. Whether I’m shopping for a solitary chicken Kiev or supplies for a dinner party of 20, I’m guaranteed the same blend of passion and professionalism in its superbly knowledgeable and unfailingly friendly team. Be sure to sample the Earl Stonham Wagyu at between £40 and £50 a steak. HG Walter is, at the time of writing, the only butcher in London to stock it.

See also: Fortnum & Mason, Notting Hill Fish+Meat Shop

The Wolseley

160 Piccadilly, W1J 9EB · 020 7499 6996
restaurants

THE INAUGURATION OF THE WOLSELEY in 2003 changed the face of breakfast in London. Before that time, one’s options were limited to the grab-and-go, the greasy spoon and the grand hotel. There were precious few alternatives between those distant poles. Suddenly, thanks to the vision of Chris Corbin and Jeremy King, the capital gained not merely a new restaurant but a new institution. Safe to say, it’s never looked back. I don’t mean to imply that The Wolseley isn’t ‘grand’. It is, mightily so. Built as a showroom for the long-defunct motor manufacturer from which it derives its name, it’s surely one of the most glamorous spaces in town, replete with soaring columns, vaulted ceilings, red, black and gold lacquer panelling, and tessellated marble floors burnished to an ice-rink glitter.

The Art Deco drama is earthed by an around-the-clock buzz that sees countless covers served from 7 AM during the week (8 AM at the weekend) to last orders at 11 PM. The Wolseley’s lunches, teas and dinners are, of course, splendid, but its breakfasts are its USP. Eggs or pastries, French or Full English, there’s a transcontinental – indeed, transatlantic – vigour to the menu that’s as appealing to the self-treating day-tripper as to the time-pressed businessman. Eccentric, I know, but I’m particularly partial to the grilled kippers with mustard butter, washed down with a bracing pot of lapsang souchong.

See also: The Delaunay, Fischer’s